Total Medals Earned: 128 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,485 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/55 points)
You are embarking on a journey to the new world!
Damn son, life is tough sometimes!
You looked at the credits! Thank you!
Settle down in the wasteland, it's now your home.
Find yourself a new job, and settle into the wasteland, home
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)
Travel at least 1 kilometer in a single run.
Hoard at least 100 gold in a single run.
Level up at least once.
Travel at least 2 kilometers in a single run.
Hoard at least 200 gold in a single run.
Travel at least 3 kilometers in a single run. You are officially good at the game.
Hoard at least 300 gold in a single run. You're either too good, or too frugal.
Level up to level 3.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/100 points)
Get to stage 5
Get to stage 10
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Medals Earned: 8/10 (160/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Medals Earned: 8/12 (100/400 points)
Follow me on Newgrounds
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Twitter.
...
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 10/16 (50/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
"There's nobody here."
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 13/13 (115/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 19/33 (100/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
from Nameless
from NWAR
from the Greasy Moose series
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Time Fcuk
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!